| Your children will love you, provided you give them money. | |
| You are the best!! Happy Fathers Day | |
| Accept that some day you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue | |
| You may be only one person in this world but you are also the world to one person. Love you Dad | |
| Confucius says ... Better to bend in the wind than to break | |
| A father carries pictures where his money used to be | |
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
~ Red Buttons | |
| Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever | |
Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad.
- Anne Geddes | |
| I’m so lucky to have you as my Dad. Happy Father’s Day | |
| Nothing in life can be both under-appreciated and rewarding at the same time, except for being a father | |
| My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! ~ Bill Cosby | |
| Confucius says ... If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow | |
| University of Dad: History – "When I was your age". Law – "As long as you live under my roof you will…". Science – "Do you think money grows on trees?" Psychology – "Because I said No!" | |
| I'm just as lucky as I can be. The world’s best Dad belongs to me! | |
| It is a wise father that knows his own child. ~William Shakespeare | |
| Children should be seen and not ..... spanked or grounded | |
| I’m so ‘fortune-ate’ to have you as my father. Thanks for being so wonderful | |
What do you call the person who embarrass you in front of your friends?
DAD! | |
| By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth | |
| When I was 14, my father was so ignorant I couldn't stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in 7 years. - Mark Twain | |
Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a Dad.
Happy Fathers Day. | |
